I was dreaming of a beautiful Adonis lying with me in the tall sea of grass.

My pillow keeps on arguing with me, because I tend to drool a lot.

I constantly thank God for letting stupid people invent gummy bears.

I drink coffee, because it's cool and I spit it out, because it's plainly disgusting.

I love geeky boys, red heads with freckles and tall awkward guys with dimples in their hollow cheeks, because they are the simplest beauty in this world.

It's hard to be me but over the years I've learnt how to deal with the buggy man living inside of me.

I wish for someone to drive me backwards.