I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone (1899 - 1947)

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Nothing will come of nothing.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King Lear", Act 1 scene 1

The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC), Iphigenia in Tauris, circa 412 B.C.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams (1957 - )

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge (1909 - )

Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones.
Seneca (5 BC - 65)

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Sun-tzu (~400 BC), The Art of War. Emptiness and Fullness