Steve the sour green skittle

i am a sour green skittle
always asking for a nibble
please don't pepper spray my ass
i promise to someday show some class
i know i can be troublesome at times
but just listen to my sick rhymes
i promise im worth keeping around
even if i'm not all sound
it's midnight and what have i found
there's a sour green skittle on the ground
it talks to me as i talk to you
what is this matrix boogaloo
says it's name is steve and i am confused
perhaps two alternative universes have fused?
it berates me for all the things i've done in life
makes me want to crush his skull hard
but that would be but a pointless act
for all that he's done is a stupid prank
i believed for a time that's been way far too long
that lies could play the role of a mirror
it seems now im still but a dumb kid
unable to bring myself to forgive
so i write rhymes about skittles of green
because my brain is the size of a bean