Live Radio Broadcast

-So here we are at our radio station live broadcast and we are talking about what being positive gives to a person. Our guest is an ex-butcher,
present pastor Joe. Hi Joe, Be positive!
-I am positive. Yesterday I slashed the throat to my neighbour and despite the fact that my T-shirt was covered with blood and I had to wash it, I am still positive!
-What a cruel bastard you are. What did you cut him for?
-Well. He used to pee on my fence, actually, when he was drunk. So I decided to teach him a lesson.
-What are you saying. You're a criminal! You killed him. Do you consider this was a lesson?
-Don't shout at me, you prick. Be positive, that's what you said.
-I am fucking positive!
-No, you aren't fucking positive! I can feel negative energy coming out of you.
-Don't look at me so weird. You look like a maniac. OK, we were talking about being positive helps people live a cheerful and happy life.
-Yes. And pricks like you ruin other peoples' positive energy field.
-Screw you! Get out of the studio. People like you don't belong in our radio station. What are you doing? Oh my God, stop waving around that
knife! Ah! Bastard, you cut me!
-Come on, cheer up. It's just blood. It brings happyness and fortune.
-Don't touch me, idiot! I am bleeding here, call an ambulance!..
-You start to suck me. I'm trying to be positive, but you impede me. Anyway, your splashing gore will fix the situation, cha!
-Aaah!.. Ohh..
-Here we are, bloody and happy. Come on, man, die, do me a favor. Stop mumbling! Now I take over live broadcast! People, I want to say
one thing to you. If you ever want to commit a suicide, stop for a moment and think - killing others is a better choice! Don't kill yourself - kill others and be positive!