How to pick up a mulatto girl in Kaunas...

First you have to find a mulatto girl: -)
Maybe she can be a student from the new world
And if you wanna be freak like me
Just read how it could be...

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Hey magic baby,
How are you doing?

Are you a shady?
Maybe you're fooling?

No forgive me sinjoritta,
Here are no more like you chicitta

Why do local girls so bad?

You are browny, that drives me mad...

Are you some kind of queer?
Why do i have to have no fear?

Please forgive me, I'm a gentleman
You know, I'm an r'n'b fan
You look like those girls in MTV clips
And i like your perfect hips
Spend just a half an hour in cafe with me
And all your fears will be free!

Maybe you're telling sweet words, but it's clear...

Lady, my heart is spare...

I think you're a little bit rude...

Let's go have some food
You will see, that I'm not a gawk
And you won't find a guy like me in New York

I'm not cheap at all
And clowns like you is stuffed the whole world

Then let's go to the hip-hop party tonight
I will show you what i might...
You won't loose anything, will you?
Please believe me i can thrill you

O. K. party is not a marriage
So why do i need discourage
But i warn you, if you're fool
I can be very cruel

Oh don't you worry, all be fine
I will take you on the cloud number nine...

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Now you know how, so why don't you try it?: -))