I want to swap my drink for your's
Your's more expensive and i ain't cheap
I'd like to take you out tonight
But I've no money so you will have to pay
Let's go and get a fancy meal
Some fabulous shampane
Cuz if you like me you won't say no
I'm not greedy as in fact I'm anti-greed
I'll get my dole tomorrow
And buy you most of it back