RedHead

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Once upon a time there was a girl called Redhead. She was red haired girl. Her parents weren't very smart and they've chosen random name for their daughter . One day her mother  said:
-Grandmother needs a tea, please take a map and bring her some.
Redhead took a bag, map and went to Grandmothers house she was traveling about four hours but when she saw crossroads she stopped. Near the road she saw a strange person. She used her map while sitting on the toilet, and used it as a toilet paper, so it weren't good idea to keep trying to use it again . So she threw away that map . There was no choice so she asked that unknown person where should she turn
-Excuse me, - she said, - I m Redhead, do you know where is Grandmothers house? -, he looked at her bag and said:
- Hi, I m Michael Jackson, of course I know! I live there time by time, go to the left it will be much faster and there are kindergartens … Oh I mean supermarkets on the way. -, Redhead said:
-Thanks! -, and turned left. She didn’t seen that the man take a phone and said quietly for somebody:
-I have a job for you…
It was a late evening when the girl have seen a hotel called “Grandmothers house”. Inside she found a worker and asked:
-Hallo, do you remember me? I m Redhead and looking for my grandma.
-Sure, - he smiled, - She must be in her room, it is strange I doesn’t see her from the midday. Hey did you finally bring cannabis? -, he asked.
-Well my mum said that it is tea, -  said Redhead.
-very good our clients will come back, some of them left when the weed has ended and we were on risky situation by losing our reputation.
The girl give him the bag and went upstairs to her grandmothers room, the room wasn’t locked. Old woman was in the bed, Redhead come closer and said:
-Grandma you look a little different, do you sick?
-Yes, I m sick my dare, - said women from the bed.
-And your voice is changed and skin looks like made from iron and eyes red like lasers and… Why are you robot?!
-Because I m Terminator! – the robot has locked the door, turn to Redhead and said angry:
-Give me the bag or I will destroy you!
The girl was shocked, she didn’t know what to do or think. It was a terrible situation. The only people who can come and safe her was her grandfathers, but they where stuck in heavy car traffic. But suddenly doors have crashed and strong man have appeared between Redhead and Terminator. The man said:
-Surrender! Your and Michael Jacksons day are over! You will not steal cannabis from people anymore!
The robot was trying to activate his eye-lasers, but the man jumped in the air and kicked a machines head. Robots top has fall down and burst. Redhead screamed:
-Thank you! You have saved my life!
The man looked at her and said seriously:
-When you are in hard situation, trust Chuck Norris.