Thats what I call freaky S**t

Lonely muthafucka was walking through the hood and met a bear. That bear was big, hairy and ugly as hell. But she was lonely too so they began makin out. Six hours straight and still that wasnt enough. Passion was in the air. Yes they didnt use condom, but thats not a problem, 'cos bears cant have aids. They were so glad they met each other till the morning came...
  People please dont judge these poor bastards, everybody wants to be loved;)