Pig on a diet

Even though she appeared human, there were some signs of a newborn middle-class
piglet. She was neither too pink nor muddy, but her choice of plate dictated her inhumanly
species. Her breakfast consisted of various delicacies; today, she began with two slices of
leftover pizza, damped in cheap mozzarella and renowned Heinz ketchup. Laying in Fowler\'s
position, she ate them like nothing. The idea of sweeteners popped in a second. She carefully
grabbed the Caramel Wafers her boyfriend had just gotten from London. Of course, being a
creature of balance, she went for two as if it wouldn\'t be fair to wash down to slices of pizza
with only one sweetener.
Then everything followed the pitty, human woke up. Sites of sports clubs were
opened, and browsing through the list of personal trainers, even jumping rope, was involved.
It took just a few seconds and then back to the sadness ball. At 11 AM, she went back to the
bed to sleep her fatness of. After a few hours, she woke up to freshly sliced pieces of mango.
Oh, what an enjoyment she got, a fresh breeze of exoticness, a healthy vlog lifestyle, as if she
just started her day with the right choice of diet.
Somehow, the human shut off, and she appeared as Piggy again. There was no
logical timeline or theoretical frame for how this human being switched to a Piggy and
sometimes appeared as a woman again. You\'re guessing, right, she reached for those Wafers
again, and of course not one bar, instantly two, cause everything must be in a pair.
Our Piggy wasn\'t eating or acting too much as one but knowing her human origin
and daily routine of various delicate, pot belly, and round face, we call her a pig on a diet
once there is not much left of a beautiful woman with humanly mind while eating away