For my culture
my culture
my fucking culture
why should i care.

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katalike įsikibo man į triusikus!!

Ar žinote, kad...

Vyras moterį vidutiniškai traukia7*10^-8 niutono jėga.

"Domas, please tell me, what would you like to do once you leave school?"
"I'm planning to find a mighty sorcerer and become his apprentice so i could study black magic, necromancy and that kind of stuff. Hopefully, with lots of hard work one day i'll become a powerful and very evil wizard. It was always my childhood dream to curse people, build armies of stinky zombies and create diabolical plans to take over the world. The pointy hat is also kind of cool."
"But... isn't it a bit... far fetched?"
"I don't think so. My dad always says, that high ambitions are a lot better than lazy resignation. I've already begun to practice my mad evil laughter, you know..."
"O-o-okay. I guess i'd better write you a good mark so you wouldn't have any reasons to turn me into a frog, ha ha."
"Rat."
"What?"
"Oh nothing."

Myliu katalikę.

Kaip nedaug man tereikia.

Žandar Domas

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