Yes please!

To a little heap of stones Came the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
- The Quangle Wangle said
-On the broad green leaves of the Crumpetty Tree

Mr Jones - his name is Handel
-Gaze upon the rolling deep

- Relevant group connection refreshment?
- In line!
- Susėdam.

Parodyk man savo akcijines viskio taures, ir aš pasakysiu, kas tu.

Capital idea, old chap.

Japan, land of innovations you never knew you needed because you don't need them, once again wows the world with the Intelligence Toilet, which makes our standard western toilets look like the stupid family dog, hungry for feces but offering nothing in return beyond blank stares.

The Intelligence Toilet can measure the sugar levels in your urine, test your blood pressure, your body fat and weight, and then give you recommendations for diet and exercise. It's basically a genie you shit on.

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

job switch, v.2.0

Yeah. Nobody ever tells you that.
Your life, as you know it, is gone.

...always bringing nice changes!