Sasha Cohen

let's talk about u for a moment. How many years have u been straight?
I've been straight all my life.
WHAT?!
I've never had a homosexual relationship.
So what? U've never had a walk on a brown side?
Never.
So. If I want ot give u a lap dance, right here & now, u're tellin' me u wouldn't be turned on?
Absolutely not, because it's forbidden by the word of god.
Ok. can I try?
R u scared that u'll be turned on?
No, I'm a christian minister and it's absolutely unappropriate.
So, if Freddy Prinz junior crawled in here now on all fours, u're tellin' me that u wouldn't want to undress him?