"The Fault In Our Stars Green Revisions 8/27/13 62.
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HAZEL (CONT’D)
I’m a grenade. And at some point I’m
gonna blow up, and everything in my wake
will be obliterated and I really... I
just... I need to minimize the
casualties. Do you understand?
GUS
(beat)
A grenade.
Hazel nods, sadly.
HAZEL
That’s why I don’t have a hamster.
And now she’s on the verge of losing it again. Gus remains
silent. Exhales. All he can say is:
GUS
We have got to do something about this
frigging swing set.
Hazel is grateful for his understanding. And off her face,
CUT TO:
INT. HAZEL’S BEDROOM - DAY'"