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Chuck Norris once walked the street with a huge erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris can touch Mc Hammer.

When Chuck Norris sneeze he doesn't say "achoo", he says "die everyone". That's what happens next.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.