Gastrnonomical Advenitures of Rhyming Mawen Willi Schick Spirom

once upon a time
in summer heat
Sir William was pondering
emptynes of his belly
and what to eat
heavy was his train of thought
struggled maestro between meat and wheat
so mawen decided - let\'s do retreat
upon which he settled for buckwheat
and on the shores of Albion
Willi joyfully broke winds
on sails of Royal Fleet