A letter

113 Bitch Beach
2232231 LA

1 April 2002

Dear Johnny,

I’m very glad that I was invited to your birthday party. It was very beautiful. But it’s a pity that I forgot to thank for inviting and the party. The birthday was realy very fine!

I met in this party some interesting and wonderful people. For example Ann who was talking all the time about her dog! A boy who calls very interesting Omygod asked all the time how many children I have and who is better Jelcin or Putin?

I’ll never forget this party. Maybe the most interesting think for me was a dancing on the table. I can’t remember how finished the party. But I don’t worry. Only the wallet which I lost somewhere… But never mind! It isn’t worth to remember.

However, do you know whom belongs a res short skirt? I found it in my briefcase…

What else? I have never tried the smoked cucumbers whit chocolate till this party… And I have never drunk vodka mixed whit beer till this time… It was fantastic!

So… I think I’ll invite you to my birthday.

I’m looking forward to hearing from you!
Bye!

Best wishes, your Guggy

P.S. What do you think who is better Jelcin or Putin, indeed?